The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words:

1. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
2. I thought my windows were down but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.
3. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
4. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
5. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
6. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
7. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
8. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
9. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
10. I had been driving for 40 years when I feel asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
11. I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
12. As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
13. My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
14. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
15. I told the police that I was not injured but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.
16. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run so I ran over him.
17. I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentlemen as he bounced off the hood of my car.
18. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
19. I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
20. The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end.

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