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I Love This Doctor!

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it. Don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!

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Cute: Baby Laughing Hysterically At Ripping Paper

33-year-old dad, Marcus McArthur, got a rejection letter from a recent interview and his 8 month old baby, Micah, thinks its hysterical when he rips it up. Maybe it will be a lot more fun if dad starts ripping those billing statements from the bank.

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Who’s Crazier Between Libya’s Moammar Gaddafi And Actor Charlie Sheen?

This is one helluva face-off. In the red corner is a tough-minded megalomaniac leader who is filthy rich and travels with an insane amount of entourage…. and in the blue corner, is the inafamous coke-snorting and pornstar-bangin’ Hollywood actor. So, who do you think is the crazier one?

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Poor Justin Bieber Fumbles At The 2011 NBA Celebrity All-Star Game

Hilarious video of Justin Bieber playing basketball and fumbling all accross the court. The vertically challenged Bieber seemed to have gotten himself massacred out there. But, despite all the fumbling, trips, elbows and even the falling of his shorts well below his knee, Justin Bierber still managed to make eight points, four assists and two rebounds for the losing West team and took home the MVP trophy…

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Somebody Explain To Me What This Girl Is On?

Will somebody please tell me what kind of drugs this girl is taking? No, seriously….

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The Landlord (Revisited)

Can’t help it not to revisit this classic form Funny or Die. This is prolly one of the most cutest, if not the meanest, and the funniest sketches that I’ve seen on the internet.

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Don’t Ever Say No To A Panda

Ever wonder what happens when you say “No” to a Panda Cheese? In this compilation of the top 5 commercials produced for Panda Cheese – which happens to be a product made in Egypt – that people that say “No” to Panda cheese gets to earn that their “unwise” decision comes with some repercussions. Specifically if an a**hole of a panda shows up and thrashes everything in sight…

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Just A Reminder: When You’re Drunk, Be Careful Who You Kiss

Let’s say, it’s a Friday night and it’s time to have some fun out in the clubs or bars or whereever. It’s cool to have a bottle of booze or two. But, for cryin’ out loud! Please avoid being flirty with random people, especially when you had too much booze that you thought you can handle.

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Psycho Girlfriend Breaks Up With Her Boyfriend Via Email By Mistake

Have you, at some point in your life and while in the heat of an outraged moment, ever sent a text or an email message that you later regretted? Ever wished that you have the power to turn back the hands of time and stop yourself from hitting that “SEND” button? Don’t worry, you are not alone. Most of us did have that regrettable moment. Here’s a rather interesting story of a girl went on an email rampage that caused her to lose her boyfriend. All because she thought that her then-boyfriend was intentionally avoiding her…

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Amazing Race Fail: Getting Hit By A Watermelon Right Smack In The Face

This is a video, which was posted on TwitVid, of a woman who happens to be one of the contestants in the reality game show, “The Amazing Race”. Part of their task was to shoot a watermelon out of a medieval slingshot at a renaissance fair but ended up melonballing herself in the face instead when the giant slingshot backfired on her. She managed to survive the “gruesome” incident with nothing but a very numb face, a giant headache and probably some seeds that may have embedded in her brain. LOL!

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